Gift dilemma produces joke, makes depressed girl almost smile

looking for a gift for a mom who's turning 40. known her a long time, we used to be friends...since we were 15. not so close anymore...i want to give her something nice, but nothing handmade by me. we're just not in each other's lives enough for that.

then i thought, "mother's little helper." what if i gave her a pillbox with some valium in it and had "mother's little helper" engraved on the top?

and i found this in my search.



"I used to care, but now I have a pill for that."

but that would be a gift for me.