Wednesday, November 05, 2008

The Witch is Dead!!!



Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally. But we've got to verify it legally, to see...

To see?

If he

If he?

Is morally, ethic'lly
Spiritually, physically
Positively, absolutely

As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.

Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants

If any.

Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

When George Bush the elder and almost as horrible lost his bid for re-election and Bill Clinton won there was dancing in the streets at the corner of 18th and Castro (when is there not dancing in the streets at this intersection?). When it was announced that Geoge Bush had lost a spontaneous redition of ding dong the witch is dead started! This of course was covered by the national news. Those kooks in San Francisco stories...