1. rands rands"Hate is fear amplified by the lack of knowledge" 3:07 PM Nov 27th
2. RainnWilson rainnwilson
I am thankful for pie. 4:10 PM Nov 25th
3. Joshua Allen fireland
I wrote you a haiku / But it had no grace / I wrote you a sonnet / But ran out of space / Anyway here's a drawing of a penis on your face 8:47 AM Nov 17th
4. Joshua Allen fireland
"Dad, are angels real?" "Yep." "They're watching over us?" "Every minute of every goddamn day." "Dad, I'm scared." "Me too, champ. Me too." 3:36 PM Nov 4th
5. Merlin Mann hotdogsladies
"Welcome! You appear to suffer from mood swings and black-and-white thinking. Site best viewed with cognitive therapy and SSRIs. Continue »" 1:27 PM Nov 3rd
6. rands rands
Hire those who move faster than you, can read your mind, and want your job. 12:21 PM Nov 3rd
7. rands randsAuthenticity = ( Trust x Timeliness ) 11:04 PM Nov 2nd
8. Merlin Mann hotdogsladies
Nah. "Hypocrisy" is vainly hoping you've hidden an inconsistency. Publicly contradicting yourself is called "being honest." And it rules. 9:03 AM Nov 2nd
13. rands rands
There's really is no replacement for screwing up. 7:52 PM Oct 21st
14. RainnWilson rainnwilson
For Halloween I'm wrapping myself in aluminum foil and going as a giant balloon with no kid inside. 8:43 AM Oct 16th
9. LoozyJones LoozyJones
people are afraid of me too, lisa. it's because we're tall, loud and forget that we're not supposed to tell the truth. 8:56 AM Nov 2nd in reply to lisarein
10. LoozyJones LoozyJones
wondering if my psychiatrist is a terrorist. that in his off-time he's dancing to cornershop and hating women. 8:24 AM Nov 2nd
11. Bob Dylan Says BobDylanSays
Broken dishes, broken parts, 12:18 PM Oct 29th
12. Bob Dylan Says BobDylanSays
I won't be a stand-in for an old love 2:18 PM Oct 23rd
15. rands randsWhen you say "It all happens for a reason", I hear "I have no idea what just happen and no idea what to do next" 7:31 AM Oct 16th
16. Merlin Mann hotdogsladies
I can't prove reading books makes you smarter, but there's compelling anecdotal evidence for what happens when you don't. 10:33 AM Oct 7th
17. Scott Simpson scottsimpson
Every hundredth or so person I pass on the street gives me a look like they know my secret. I wish they would tell me what it is. 10:23 AM Oct 7th
18. Tom Green tomgreenlive
Shit. I think I am insane. I just figured it out. Damn! What the hell am I gonna do now? 10:05 AM Oct 7th
19. Michael Ian Black michaelianblack
Sometimes when I floss I pretend the floss is a thong and my teeth are all tiny butt cracks. 7:21 PM
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