Monday, February 06, 2012

Buy Vincent Gallo's Ass, or Sperm

The undeniably egomaniac, and massively...talented Vincent Gallo, is offering himself for sale. The highest priced item would be, $1million for sperm, although he does suggest the resulting child find his own surname. He requests that the mother is jewish, so that there's a, "...slim chance that his child will move into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar."

If you can't afford his sperm, you can buy his ass for $50k. Also notable: handmade t-shirts for $160. I want one.

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