Later Losers

i'm so excited. i'm going to be elaine. i just got a gig writing copy for a nike pullout in another catalog. something called "Sport Chalet." as i understand it, it's a nike section for the catalog of a STORE called sport chalet. i heard the woman who hired me say something like it's a store in southern california, or the west coast, but i can't be sure, i got totally stuck on, "can you write product descriptions for a nike catalog section?" and then i shut down. how insanely cool is this! it's fashion, which i love, it's writing, uh, love, it's more money, that's good, and it totally sticks it to my mofo coworkers who will now have to do all the tedious stuff without my inadequate company.

i love sticking it to them (i told this to my mom and she reminded me that god doesn't like ugly). i can hear the queen cuntessa grinding her teeth when i'm asked to write copy for Nike. she fancies herself some kind of genius, yet possesses no talent for anything, whatsoever, except being an ass, so it drives her crazy when she is reminded that i, the village idiot, does.

but i digress. and i must write more product descriptions so i can someday be like elaine and write for jay peterman. i'm so stoked on my new career goal. i can't wait to bid my job goodbye with a big fat, "later losers."

xo

(demographic assignment: 17-22 year old men and women)

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