i can't believe it, but (boyfriend) has developed a farting problem since moving in with me. he was a non-farter when he lived at his place. i always felt like it was some kind of miracle. i would tell him then, "i am so lucky you are not a farter." and then we would joke about how clean he is, as if that has something to do with his digestive system.
so what's going on now that we live together? seriously, both of us would like to know.
they're really big and fat too. wow. they really punch the air. i think like sneezes, our farts reflect our personalities. i like a healthy fart if i have to have any. wussie farts are like wussie sneezes. they make me wonder how interesting the person inflicting them on surrounding parties could possibly be.
i vote for big laughs, big sneezes, big farts and while we're at it: big belches too.
let's let it rip and start laughing.
2 comments:
I think it's true love.
That's the way it is...they start slipping them in on ya!
Post a Comment