Laughter Nuggets

merlin mann's twitter posts are little laughter nuggets knocked out in 140 characters or less. this one especially:

I used to think peeling out sounded kinda cool. Now, I think it sounds like "I need to find a medication that'll make me feel less sad."

this one too:

Mr. Young, where are the salutes To Those Who've Just Recently Finished Rocking? Where's THEIR parade, sir? Shame on you, sir. Shame.

and:
Sometimes when I talk to a Windows person about using a Mac, I feel like I'm explaining Van Halen to a horse.

his newest creation, an audio-based journal of "Emotional Hygiene."