i'm going to a party tonight in a big victorian house. the owners of the house, way old friends of most people who will be there, are in italy. we are all showing up at their house to party in burgler outfits. then we'll take pictures and it will be funny.
i wish so bad guy was going. then i could make him giggle all night, just by saying, "Burgled."
for guy (who is in mexico drinking dos equis right now):
burgled.
burgled.
burgled.
i've been burgled.
wanna get burgled?
(above, me, a mysterious burgler. barely caught on film)
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