This is what i write for my online fashion company copywriter job:
5647301 Stripe Cotton Woven Pant
A clean sophisticated taupe and grey stripe is just the beginning of these casual and comfortable cotton spring pants. Adjustable drawstring waist and straight, wide leg ensure carefree movement and a sense of easy-going cool. Goes perfectly with the Vintage Zebra Logo Tee.
This is what i really want to write for my online fashion company copywriter job:
5647301 Stripe Cotton Woven Pant
A clean sophisticated taupe and grey stripe is just the beginning of these casual and comfortable cotton spring pants. Wear with loafers to the corner organic market. Buy mangos and jicama for the brunch you’ve invited your Napa valley in-laws to. Make sure to pick up sunscreen! Even though you have a market umbrella on your deck, that sun could ruin your luxe complexion and all those microdermabrasions would go to waste. The twill lining at the waistline means you’ll feel no pinch when your pants get tight as your wife’s best friend bounds out of her land rover in your driveway, only to throw her arms around you and say, “it’s so good to see you! I brought the mimosas!” This handsomely detailed spring pant is sure to keep you in the style of everyone else around you. There will be many forced social occasions your wife throws, that you’ll have to endure with vodka-crans and sneak-a-tokes in the side yard behind her painting studio, and you’re going to need easy artillery like the stripe cotton woven pant. Pair with the worn Heritage Fitted Polo styled with a frayed collar, arms and hem. You need to keep that hip factor up even though you’re wearing beige. Bottoms up sissy boy! You’ve really made the big time!!
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