Wednesday, May 03, 2006

top 5 toilet paper backups

i am completely incapable of remembering to buy toilet paper.

top 5 toilet paper backups

1. coffee filters
2. paper towels
3. toilet paper in the wastebasket next to the toilet that's been used for nose-blowing
4. newspaper
5. tissue paper from the gift wrapping shelf in the art cabinet



one must be very resourceful when one's mind has been fed marijuana in heavy doses daily for 15 years.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ohhh...don't forget cheap napkins you pick up en masse from the local fast food place. Very effective. Also very chafing...but basically FREE! OR, you could steal TP from work. I used to...didn't buy TP for YEARS...

lou jones said...

m, you should hear the song "steal stuff from work" by king missile. hilarious.

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