Thursday, August 31, 2006

Double-ow



i had braces for 4 years. that wasn't what sucked the most. what sucked the most was having huge, pus and blood-filled cysts on my face, and having an orthodontist who did not take notice of this while smashing his hands into my face to string rubber bands up, or do other adjustments. the pain brought instant tears to my eyes and white-hot lightning shots of excruciation across my face and deep into my epidermis.

kind of like having a job you don't like. it's bad enough having to waste your life doing something distasteful, then your coworkers come along and smash their hands into your pus-filled cysts.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yes, and it's like the diarhhea frosting on top of the shit cake! I surely know what that is like.