tomorrow i have to attend a SEMINAR on (computer company) BRAND STANDARDS. this is ridiculous for many reasons, one being that i KNOW the brand standards or i wouldn't be able to do my job at all. ALSO, why ALL DAY? why is it all day? these people are so full of themselves, it's simply STAGGERING.
alright, so i've dealt with this idea over time. the idea that i have to do this, ALL DAY BULLSHIT seminar. but now it's been made worse. the travel stats are in and they are disagreeable.
7 people 3 cars 2 hours. 7 people 3 cars 2 hours.
car #1 has my friends in it. the people i laugh with, the people i drink with after work, but they both live in the north bay and are not coming through the city so i can't get a ride with them so i'm fucked.
car #2: has the assholes in it. one is less of an asshole and is at least a stoner, so we have similar values and can talk and laugh. asshole number two is just an asshole, but still more entertaining than...
Car #3: contains the nerds. the boss. the people no one wants to get stuck with in a teeny little KIA for two hours. or ANYWHERE for that matter.
guess which car i have been put in for "convenience" sake?
that's right, car #3.
this has provided in me a toxic fume. i have no idea how i'm going to get through a day of SEMINAR stupidity in the first place. an entire day of my life will be wasted on something incredibly, completely meaningless. i can't THINK of a bigger waste of time. this is the real quality that defines americans as total idiots.
how will i do it? this is my defensive stance: fake sleeping, to get through the car part and drawing pictures, with a really good pen, for the seminar. maybe i can write my sister's speech then. maybe if i start crying they'll send me home.
no doubt, my brain will be considerably flattened by the end of the day. i will most certainly have lost feeling in my face.
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