this is a note to guy, my love who is a FREAK about cleanliness in the same way that i am a slob:
guy, the house is a wreck. i haven't done the dishes since you left. i sort of made the bed though. syd threw up on the blanket on the sofa. i didn't take it off the sofa, i just folded it over. my clothes are even more everywhere than usual. i smoked in the living room, but i left the front door open.
syd and i are having a ball being really gross.
there has been no toilet paper in the house since you left. i've been using the unbleached cone-shaped coffee filters for asswipe much to my own detriment and detriment to the toilet which got clogged this morning. don't worry, i plunged it before any nasty toilet water got on the floor. no germs there!
don't worry though, i'll fix it all before you get back.
xoxo
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